Day 9 - A Letter
So there I was - lying in bed, in the cool dark bedroom with a cold towel across my forehead - and then the crying of an infant. The downstairs neighbors have a teeny tiny baby and I'm not sure if it was "maternal instinct" or that it was 3AM that I woke up and wrote this.
A Letter of Complaint
Dear Sir or Madam
I congratulate you on
your success of procreating.
I marvel at your way of
not paying mind to your baby.
I especially love it
when it cries downstairs at 3AM.
Every. Single. Morning.
So, please kindly stop these notes
left on my door.
I know my dishwasher is
on at 6AM.
Regards,
Your Neighbor
A Letter of Complaint
Dear Sir or Madam
I congratulate you on
your success of procreating.
I marvel at your way of
not paying mind to your baby.
I especially love it
when it cries downstairs at 3AM.
Every. Single. Morning.
So, please kindly stop these notes
left on my door.
I know my dishwasher is
on at 6AM.
Regards,
Your Neighbor
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